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No One Gets Out Alive Unisex Hoodie

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Sure, you could argue that astronauts leave the earth, but they all come back eventually. No one can escape the final exit from our world. This funny 1970s inspired dark humor shirt is perfect for wearing your existential dread on your sleeve, or chest as it were. Whether you can't wait to leave this planet or are making the most of your time here on earth, this universal statement about death is perfect for having a laugh at mortality or reminding you to seize the day.

Shirt Info:

  • Cotton/Poly Blend
  • 1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs
  • Unisex Fit
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks

Our soft, cozy cotton/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:
X-Small: 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve
Small: 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve
Medium: 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve
Large: 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve
X-Large: 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve
2X-Large: 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve
3X-Large: 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve

Still not sure what size to order We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.