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I Don't Hate People I Just Feel Better When They're Not Around Unisex Hoodie

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""I Don't Hate People I Just Feel Better When They're Not Around."" This Charles Bukowski quote hoodie spells out what all of us socially awkward introverts are already thinking. So, if you're a sarcastic son of a gun who gets their kicks by living vicariously through funny introvert shirts and poking fun at your social anxiety with funny quote shirts, then this Bukowski quote hoodie is one for the books [pun intended]! Plus, literary quotes are a smart, fun way to break the ice on those rare occasions when you're not introverting. Whether you're feeling antisocial or looking for a tumblr shirt that is equally as engaging as it is repelling, this sarcastic introvert shirt is the best of both worlds!

Shirt Info:

  • Cotton/Poly Blend
  • 1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs
  • Unisex Fit
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks

Our soft, cozy cotton/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:
X-Small: 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve
Small: 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve
Medium: 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve
Large: 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve
X-Large: 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve
2X-Large: 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve
3X-Large: 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve

Still not sure what size to order We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.